sexhaver:

stantler:

grab-the-sushi-and-run:

ASH KETCHUM YOU LUCKY BOY YOU GOT TO DO EVERYTHINGAWESOME IN THE POKEMON WORLD IT’S NOT FAIR ANYMORE

he never got to grow up, spend time with his family, or have a family of his own. he has a 5th grade education at best, hes essentially homeless, and the only friend hes retained through all of his travels is a mouse. 

he is literally riding the god of the oceans like a fucking flying horse do you think he gives a rat’s ass about his education
thetallblacknerd:

Wife
Sophisticated ignorance.

kizzylaflare:

Write my curses in cursive

(Source: genncoco)


princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever)




ohbrae:

I honestly think my love life is cursed.

dickm0ve:

That ass dough
voodouqueen:

zachiavelli:

buttflick:

Were you guys aware that Pornhub has ACHIEVEMENTS? BECAUSE I WASN’T.

Hey what’s up guys it’s Ray from Achievement Hunter and we’re back in Pornhub for “The Scribe” achievement


Im scared of the kind of ppl that get achievements on pornhub tbh
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